(609): Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Happy Holidays from W&L →
Sadly, this year’s digital Chrismukkah card is kind of super tool-y. I remember having been filled with holiday spirit and university pride in years past. This time… not so much. Seriously guys? Who thought this was a passable idea?
The problem isn’t the suicide, the problem’s the murder. If...– Cenk Uygur
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates... →
(via The Onion’s “Top 10 Stories of the Past 4.5 Billion Years”)
It always seems impossible until it’s done– Nelson Mandela It’s still not done… and it definitely still seems impossible.
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true,...– Ron White (via Brandon Ol Man Page)
Dear Fellow Students:
Grow a pair and cross the damn street. Don’t stand 6 feet away from the curb, looking like you might have accidentally sharted yourself and your mommy forgot to put on your training pants this morning. Stand ready, like you have someplace to go. If a car is coming, determine if it’s far enough away to slow down for you, then fucking walk. I shouldn’t need to get out of my car...
Come the revolution, when I'm King...
people who are too dumb to park efficiently* will not be allowed to drive. ever. *especially on the street in front of my house and the tiny strip of student parking by my academic building
My (Living) Musical Theater Crushes
Julie Andrews Audra McDonald Kristin Chenoweth Lea Michele Idina Menzel
(inspired by Glee and mi cielo)
You got a piece of me And honestly, My life would suck without you
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and...– Victor Hugo
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.– Marilyn Monroe
Things that make me happy
1. Monday night wings & pitchers at Macado’s with my boys 1. Working with super awesome theater professionals 1. Parades, with their two super-fabulous traditions of chucking candy at children in the streets and clumping all the emergency response vehicles of the surrounding area into a single place. 1. Watching snow dreamily fall outside while I’m snug & warm inside 1. Animals...
Guy goes to grad school by living in his van →
Long live the ability to find joy in simplicity, and doing what no one else is doing when you know it’s what you want to.
t-timemusings: “Fuck. the semester’s almost over. Fuck, the weekend’s almost over. Fuck. I haven’t accomplished anything. Oh dear god.” I love that you find me so quotable lately :)
Now we've moved on to crying about having cried...
Today is a total win.
My worst habit is I get so tired of winter I become a torture to those...– Rumi
Loving another person is not separate from loving God. One is a single wave, the...– Deepak Chopra